I wonder if there is a laxative for all emotions and poison that brews within. How exhilarating that would be - to shit your problems away. Initially. of course, it would be very debilitating; overwhelming, even. But imagine, once it's over and you recuperate, you are empty! Your mind is clear, emotionless, hurtless, and it's ready to be filled again with new feelings.
I think the pills should be candy colours and flavours. You should feel good taking it and feel good after it's had its effect.
Suggestions for names:
Emodrain 25 mg
ShitTOX 500 mg