Sunday, April 29, 2012

You know that your love life is at an all-time low if:

1. You spend a Saturday night watching The Sexiest Man in America Pageant on TV.

2. You buy an overload of (delicious) chocolates and pastries to satisfy your sexual urges.

3. You want to spend more time at work then at home.

4. You look at other men in committed relationships and briefly fantasize what it would take to steal them and make them your committed partners.

5. You pass comments like those of a cynical old spinster at the age of 26.